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Dec 04,  · The classic poem, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" is given in full text. You can print the poem to share in your classroom, to hand out for students to take home, and to use for class discussion. This will be a great addition to your Christmas-themed curriculum, especially for . Dec 19,  · Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house the kids where a sleep and the wife was passed out! As I crept into bed, on that frosty night, an evil thought did come, I thought I just might. So I snuggled to my wife an I thought to myself, she .

Dec 24,  · Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even your computer mouse As you head upstairs to the bedroom and put on your Christmas pajamas, whom do you want to tuck you in with a bedtime story during this holiday season? Now as you all know, I am not trying to create a Zales moment here. Dec 18,  · "T'was the night before Christmas" T'was the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa!"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry. Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, The whole damn family was as drunk as a louse. Grandma and Grandpa were singin' a song, And the kid was in bed, floggin' his dong.